Helmet wala Kaand.....(AVI)

Now introducing to our college group.....

Nitin(Its me) - Again No comment

Nitin(Khosla) - He is an ultimate guy with all rounder skills and also a very helpful guy.

Shreyansh - A very good guy with a very helpful nature.....exam mein sab shreyansh baba ke paas hi aate the...not coz he was good in studies....coz he had all the notes...hehehehe....

Avishek(Bihari) - Hum hum hain baaaki sab paani kam hai.

Mayuresh(Tappi) - Yaar iska naam Feku hona chahiye the....but marathi mein Tappi means the same...so we call him Tappi...ye khali doston ko hi nahi balki teachers ko bhi Tappi de deta tha...

Gaurav(Genda) - He is also a mast maula banda from Bhilai. We call him Genda coz uske kundli mein uska naam GendaRam Agrawal tha...hahahaha....very funny na...

Nikhil Rathi(Rajshree) - We use to call hi as Rajshree not because its his GF's name, coz he was a big addict to Rajshree Gutkha....Also a master mind in Share Market.

Ashish(Mathura) - hahahahaha....yaar iski hum log itni liye hain na....bht hi mast ladka hai....apni padhai ko leke bht hi jyada serious tha...ab apne job ko leke hai....We call him mathura coz he was from Mathura.....simple

Naveen Mantri(Mantri) - Yaar tum kitne hi gussa ho....upset ho...dukhi ho....jus have a talk with him...your mood will change...ye banda kisi ko bhi hasane ki aur kisi ki bhi khane ki himmat rakhta hai....hahahaha...

Sarnanka(foonni) - Till date i dont know why we called him as Foonni but jab bhi hum log use ye naam se bulate the toh woh bht hi jyada chid jaata tha...he is a very very very nice guy and a good friend...

nd now the Kaand begins....

We were in class and the Ma'am was teaching us....

As usual we were at the last bench and Avi was in full bakar mood....

woh na bahut der se tadap raha tha ki saala karein toh kya bakar karein.....

Bas....fir kya....idhar udhar dekha toh saale ko Helmet dikh gaya.....

hahahahaha....poora pagla hai yaar....

saamne waali seat pe Ashutosh tha(gud nd sincere guy).....

Bihari apni khatarnaak budhi lagaya....aur ma'am jaise hi kuch likhne ke liye board ke taraf turn li toh woh Helmet liya aur Ashutosh ke sir mein laga diya.....

Kya coincidence tha yaar...helmet laga ke jaise hi Bihari apna haath peeche le raha tha toh Ma'am dekh li...

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.......

Yaar just imagine ek ladka class mein Helmet laga ke baita hua hai...

hahahahaha....

Par Ma'am ko pata tha ki yeh Bihari ka kaam hai....

toh bichara Ashutosh toh bach gaya par....Bihari ki watt lag gayi...

But we all thanked Bihari......Yaar baaki time waste ho gaya na padhai ka aur masti ka mahol ho gaya tha na...

hahahahahaha.....

College life is best yaar....

Posted by Nitin Agrawal

Mail me at:- nitin@asharam.co.in to get your masti moments posted in this blog....

Maa kasam tumhare flat kabhi nai aaunga....(TUTS)

Hey friends i forgot to tell you about one more character in our "chhattisgarh group".

Mr Anshul Tuteja(tuts) - Full of attitude and what we say 'Nakhre'.

Ye mahanubhav bhi hamare saath hi padhe hue hain nagpur mein bhi aur delhi mein bhi bas yeh hai ki nagpur mein dusre college mein the aur hostel bhi alag tha par aksar yeh hamare flat aate rehta tha....bas aise hi sunday ke din tuts subah pehle aa gaya.

You know whats the importance of sunday to the students....12 baje se pehle hum log koi uthte hi nahi the....pata nahi tuts ka kya mann aaya ki woh Feku ke room mein gaya aur uski chaddar hata ke fek diya.

Tuts - "Chal be feku uth jaa kitna soyega"

Feku - "Arre yaar tuts fir aa gaya tu....Kuch kaam hai ki nai be tere ko??"

Tuts aur meri acchi patti thi toh main toh uth gaya aur hum log aise hi gappe maar rahe the....

Fir aise hi masti aur bakar karte hue...lunch kar ke sab thak gaye the...Ab tuts hai hi apna "Atti-Boy"....ek baar jo Takiya aur Chaddar leke so chuka hoga wo uski ho jaati thi...toh woh toh apna saaman leke so gaya iPod mein gaane laga ke...

huhuhuhahahaha....

Ab hamare feku ka dimag sanka....Jab tuts ekdum gehre neend mein so gaya toh woh itni jor se chilla ke tuts ki chaddar feka....Literally tuts ki toh fat gayi thi...

hahahahahahahahaha....

feku - "Uth ja be tuts kitna soyega??"

Anshul aise hi ekdum gusse mein aa chuka tha aur upar se sab ekdum pet pakad pakad ke hansne lag gaye...

Bas fir kya uska temper ekdum high ho gaya aur gusse mein chillaya...

Tuts - "Maa kasam tum logon ke flat kabhi bhi nahi aaunga....."

Aur feku ko gaali bakte hue flat se nikal gaya usi samay....

Just imagine.....Just after 10 days he was again in our flat...

Hahahahahahahahaha......

He's amazing....

Posted by Nitin Agrawal

Gaurav.....(echo)....

Again introducing to my flatmates.....

Nitin (its me) - No comments

Vinay(Ledu) - Full Lazy boy

Swapnil(Salim Feku) - World's no.1 feku

Avishek(Bihari) - Hum hum hain baaki sab paani kam hai

Gaurav(Doggie) - No. 1 kanjoos and No.1 confused.

Ankit(Dubey) - Dubey is his girlfriend and he is a mast maula ladka of our group

Hum log gaurav ki toh hamesha lete hi rehte the.....toh hamesha ki tarah ek baar Nishant aur Swapnil ek room mein baith ke bakar kar rahe the....

Hey let me introduce you to Nishant first...

Nishant(govinda) - As he really looks like govinda and when you meet him, at first you will judge him like any politician talking but he is just opposite with very helpful attitude and simple in nature.

so now,

They were enjoying there talks in a room...and in meanwhile Nishant told our feku ki,

"Yaar feku chal na kuch khake aaonge, bhuk laga sa"

hehehehe....

fir kya bas sab gaurav ki toh lene ka mauka doondhte hai....

feku - "Gaurav....."(jor se awaaz lagate hue)

Gaurav apne room mein sirf towel lapete hue leta hua tha..

Do teen baar awaaz lagane ke baad woh feku ke room mein aaya toh

feku - "Jaa be Bansal(Nishant) na bhuk laga sa kuch le ka aaja...tanna kam karan ka mauka bhi mil jaoga...jaa"

Gaurav - "saale ______, _______, ______.....bht saari gaali dete hue aur feku ka gala dabate hue....chutiya samajh rakha hai kya...."

feku - "hehheehehe....tabhi toh bola"

hahahahaha......

yaar gaurav ki lene mein na sabko bht mazaa aata hai.....

We have passed four years of Engineering just because of GAURAV

Posted by Nitin Agrawal

Birthday bumps...

We had a huge circle of friends in nagpur....Actually we are all from other places and came here for Engineering. Hamare masti ke alag alag group bate hue hain jaise ki hamare flat ka alag group hai, college ka alag hai, like that.Let me introduce to my flat mates first....

Nitin (its me) - No comments

Vinay(Ledu) - Full Lazy boy

Swapnil(Salim Feku) - World's no.1 feku

Avishek(Bihari) - Hum hum hain baaki sab paani kam hai

Gaurav(Doggie) - No. 1 kanjoos and No.1 confused.

Ankit(Dubey) - Dubey is his girlfriend and he is a mast maula ladka of our group

You know that hostel mein ya flat mein jahan sab ladke ho college ke toh Birthday kaise celebrate hota hai.....matlab koi naya ladka jo yeh sab jaanta nahi agar woh dekh lega toh bichara darr jayega...hahahahaha....

Bas mujhe aise hi gaurav ki yaad aa gayi....Yaar kisi ka bhi birthday ho toh hum log B'day boy ko toh B'day bumps dete hi the par end pe na sab saale gaurav ko bhi utha lete the....woh seedha toh hai par itna bhi nahi....bichara chaaron taraf haath ghumata rehta tha ki usko pakad nahi paaye par hum toh hum hain...jaise hi usko uthaye toh bas "DHAN DHANA DHAN GOAL"....hey sabse important baat ki apna vinay bhi kam nahi tha...saala tha toh aalsi par jab gaurav ko maarne ki baat aati thi toh uske jaisa josh kisi mein nai hota tha....

check out more about gaurav in "gauravkekisse.blogspot.com"

Posted by Nitin Agrawal